Free shipping in the United States · shipping to Europe, the UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand calculated at checkout · 3 to 7 days from the US warehouse, 6 to 12 days for anything shipped from our supplier · Tracked · Damaged or wrong: refunded or replaced
A full-face balaclava printed with the face of an old man. You pull it on, your goggles go over the eye slot, and for the rest of the day you are a seventy-year-old on a snowboard. It works on the lift, it works in the lift queue, and it works in every photo anyone takes of you.
Twenty faces
Same hood, twenty different heads. Men, women, beards, missing teeth, a cigarette. Pick one and it goes in the bag as that face.
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White Beard — the full mountain grandfather.
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Smoking Man — cigarette included, in print.
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Missing Teeth — the one that makes people look twice.
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Grandma and Silver Haired Lady — the same joke, the other way round.
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Bald And Bearded, Two Front Teeth, Crooked Tongue — and thirteen more in the picker above.
What it is
- Full-face pull-on hood — covers head, ears and neck
- Polyester, soft and stretchy, stitched seams
- One size, unisex — it stretches to fit
- 35 g, packs flat into a jacket pocket
- Open eye slot, made to be worn under ski or snowboard goggles
- One hood per order
What it is not
It is a novelty hood, not technical equipment. It cuts the wind on the chairlift and it covers your face in the cold, but it is not a thermal base layer and it is not waterproof. On a hard day, wear it over a thin balaclava.
Shipping
This one ships from our supplier's warehouse in China, so it is slower than the rest of the shop. Orders leave the warehouse in 1 to 3 days for most people, and most arrive in 5 to 11 days. Some take longer. We would rather tell you that now than after you have paid.
