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Funny Face Ski Mask - Full-Face Balaclava, 4 Faces

Tongue Out / Free Size
$24.99
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Funny Face Ski Mask - Full-Face Balaclava, 4 Faces

$24.99
SizeFree Size

Free shipping in the United States · shipping to Europe, the UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand calculated at checkout · 3 to 7 days from the US warehouse, 6 to 12 days for anything shipped from our supplier · Tracked · Damaged or wrong: refunded or replaced

A full-face balaclava with a big yellow blockhead printed on it. You pull it on, you put your goggles over it, and from the chairlift nobody has any idea who you are. That is the whole point.

Yellow blockhead ski mask worn on a snowy mountain with goggles

Four faces

Same head, four expressions. Pick the one that matches how you ski.

  • Tongue Out — the one that gets filmed.
  • Big Grin — open mouth, full teeth.
  • Smirk — the quiet one. Somehow the funniest.
  • Teeth — clenched grin, like you just saw the slope below you.

Tongue Out face Big Grin face Smirk face Teeth face

What it is

  • Full-face pull-on hood, covers head, ears and neck
  • Polyester, soft and stretchy
  • One size, unisex — it stretches to fit
  • 75–90 g, packs down into a jacket pocket
  • Open eye slot, made to be worn under ski or snowboard goggles

The balaclava on its own

What it is not

It is a novelty hood, not technical equipment. It is warmer than a summer mesh bandana and it blocks wind on the lift, but it is not a thermal base layer and it is not waterproof. On a very cold day, wear it over a thin balaclava.

The ski mask worn with a snowboard

Shipping

This one ships from our supplier's warehouse in China, so it is slower than the rest of the shop. Orders leave the warehouse in 1–3 days, and most arrive in 5–11 days — some take longer. If you need it for a specific trip, order with time to spare.

It ships free, and it ships fast

Every order ships free inside the United States, tracked. Part of the catalogue sits in a US warehouse and arrives in three to seven days. The rest ships from our supplier in China and takes six to twelve days. Every product page says which of the two it is, before you buy.

Chosen for one reason

Everything here solves a problem an ordinary house actually has. If a product only looks good in a photograph, it does not make it into the shop.

A person answers

Write to us and you get a reply from someone who can do something about it. If an order turns up damaged or wrong, we make it right.

Utility Masters exists for the things nobody plans to buy: the one that saves ten minutes, the one that makes a room louder, the one that makes a stranger laugh. We find them, we check them against what the supplier actually ships, and we send them from here.