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A full-face balaclava with a big yellow blockhead printed on it. You pull it on, you put your goggles over it, and from the chairlift nobody has any idea who you are. That is the whole point.

Four faces
Same head, four expressions. Pick the one that matches how you ski.
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Tongue Out — the one that gets filmed.
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Big Grin — open mouth, full teeth.
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Smirk — the quiet one. Somehow the funniest.
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Teeth — clenched grin, like you just saw the slope below you.
What it is
- Full-face pull-on hood, covers head, ears and neck
- Polyester, soft and stretchy
- One size, unisex — it stretches to fit
- 75–90 g, packs down into a jacket pocket
- Open eye slot, made to be worn under ski or snowboard goggles

What it is not
It is a novelty hood, not technical equipment. It is warmer than a summer mesh bandana and it blocks wind on the lift, but it is not a thermal base layer and it is not waterproof. On a very cold day, wear it over a thin balaclava.

Shipping
This one ships from our supplier's warehouse in China, so it is slower than the rest of the shop. Orders leave the warehouse in 1–3 days, and most arrive in 5–11 days — some take longer. If you need it for a specific trip, order with time to spare.