Utility Masters presents

Pick your
alter ego

Thirty-eight animal faces. One breathable mesh bandana.
No explanation offered.

Choose your animal
  • Nose-down fit
  • Eyes stay visible
  • Perforated mesh
  • 38 faces

Which one are you?

Every face in the drawer. Tap one and it lands in the bag as that animal — nothing else to choose.

Grey Tabby Cat animal face maskGrey Tabby CatBadger animal face maskBadgerBlack Cat animal face maskBlack CatColor Cartoon Dog animal face maskColor Cartoon DogSmiling White Dog animal face maskSmiling White DogChimpanzee animal face maskChimpanzeeYoung Chimpanzee animal face maskYoung ChimpanzeeGoat animal face maskGoatBulldog with Gold Medal animal face maskBulldog with Gold MedalGray Cute Cat animal face maskGray Cute CatGray Lion animal face maskGray LionRoaring Lion animal face maskRoaring LionHusky animal face maskHuskyGorilla animal face maskGorillaLeopard animal face maskLeopardGrey Cat animal face maskGrey CatSnow Leopard animal face maskSnow LeopardLioness animal face maskLionessGolden Retriever animal face maskGolden RetrieverLion animal face maskLionPuffy Dog animal face maskPuffy DogPug animal face maskPugRagdoll animal face maskRagdollRed-Bearded Monkey animal face maskRed-Bearded MonkeyCobra animal face maskCobraRoaring Gorilla animal face maskRoaring GorillaShark animal face maskSharkTabby Cat animal face maskTabby CatTiger animal face maskTigerHowling Ape animal face maskHowling ApeWerewolf animal face maskWerewolfWhite Cat animal face maskWhite CatWhite Dog animal face maskWhite DogAlbino Gorilla animal face maskAlbino GorillaWild Boar animal face maskWild BoarMandrill animal face maskMandrillGinger Cat animal face maskGinger CatFawn Pug animal face maskFawn Pug

38 faces, one fit. $19.99 each.

It works on a bad day too

Sun, wind, dust, and the occasional person who needed to see a wolf.

What you actually get

  • Covers from the bridge of the nose down: nose, mouth, chin, neck.
  • Your eyes and forehead stay fully visible.
  • Perforated mesh, summer weight. Built for airflow.
  • Elastic band across the nose, open at the back.
  • One size, unisex. 75 g.

What it is not. This is not a thermal balaclava. The mesh blocks sun, wind and dust, but it will not keep you warm on a cold day. If you want warmth, wear it over a thermal layer.

The measurements

One size, cut flat. If you want to know whether it will sit where you need it, here are the numbers.

Measured drawing of the bandana: 22 cm across the top, 16 cm down the side panel, 50 cm overall, 42 cm along the diagonal
  • 22 cm across the top edge — the part that sits across the nose.
  • 16 cm down the side panel, over the cheek and jaw.
  • 50 cm from the top edge to the point of the panel on your chest.
  • 42 cm along the diagonal edge.
  • 75 g. One size, unisex.

Up close

The photographs the factory takes, not the ones the marketing takes.

The two elastic bands at the back of the bandana
The back. Two elastic bands, not a seam. They go behind your head and the back stays open, which is why one size fits most.
Close-up of the perforated mesh
The holes are real. The panel is perforated all the way through — that is the airflow, and it is also why it will not keep you warm.
Close-up of the printed fabric
The print. Dyed into the mesh, not stuck on top. It does not crack or peel off the surface.
Close-up of the edge binding
The edge. Bound, not raw-cut. This is the part that usually frays first on a cheap one.

Questions, answered

Can you see through it?

There is nothing to see through. The mask starts at the bridge of your nose and goes down. Your eyes and forehead are completely uncovered.

Is it warm?

No, and we are not going to pretend otherwise. The fabric is a summer-weight perforated mesh built for airflow. On a cold day, wear it over a thermal layer.

Can I breathe properly in it?

Yes. The whole panel is perforated, which is why it works for riding, cycling and long days in the sun.

Will it fit me?

One size, unisex. An elastic band sits across the nose and the back is open, so it adjusts to most head shapes.

Does the print rub off?

The face is printed into the mesh, not stuck on top. Wash it cold by hand and do not iron the panel.

When does it arrive?

The warehouse takes 1–3 days to pack. Delivery is 6–12 days, and the exact window for your address is shown at checkout before you pay.

Well?

Pick your alter ego