{"product_id":"old-man-ski-mask-full-face-winter-balaclava","title":"Old Man Ski Mask - Full Face Winter Balaclava","description":"\u003cp\u003eA full-face balaclava printed with the face of an old man. You pull it on, your goggles go over the eye slot, and for the rest of the day you are a seventy-year-old on a snowboard. It works on the lift, it works in the lift queue, and it works in every photo anyone takes of you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1070\/4840\/3285\/files\/c06a2d89-a237-47dd-8c83-8797e0f5f453.jpg?width=1200\" alt=\"Old man ski mask worn with goggles at a ski resort\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTwenty faces\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame hood, twenty different heads. Men, women, beards, missing teeth, a cigarette. Pick one and it goes in the bag as that face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Beard\u003c\/strong\u003e — the full mountain grandfather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmoking Man\u003c\/strong\u003e — cigarette included, in print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMissing Teeth\u003c\/strong\u003e — the one that makes people look twice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrandma\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eSilver Haired Lady\u003c\/strong\u003e — the same joke, the other way round.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBald And Bearded\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eTwo Front Teeth\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eCrooked Tongue\u003c\/strong\u003e — and thirteen more in the picker above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1070\/4840\/3285\/files\/4348c4b2-1175-4d3b-9858-fbafb1f2ab6c.jpg?width=1200\" alt=\"Several of the old man face designs side by side\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it is\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-face pull-on hood — covers head, ears and neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePolyester, soft and stretchy, stitched seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size, unisex — it stretches to fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e35 g, packs flat into a jacket pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen eye slot, made to be worn under ski or snowboard goggles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne hood per order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it is not\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a novelty hood, not technical equipment. It cuts the wind on the chairlift and it covers your face in the cold, but it is not a thermal base layer and it is not waterproof. On a hard day, wear it over a thin balaclava.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one ships from our supplier's warehouse in China, so it is slower than the rest of the shop. Orders leave the warehouse in 1 to 3 days for most people, and most arrive in 5 to 11 days. Some take longer. We would rather tell you that now than after you have paid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Utility Masters","offers":[{"title":"Bared Teeth","offer_id":55231327666517,"sku":"CJMZ320782819SH","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Big Nostrils","offer_id":55231327699285,"sku":"CJMZ320782821UF","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Laughing Man","offer_id":55231327732053,"sku":"CJMZ320782822VE","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tongue Out","offer_id":55231327764821,"sku":"CJMZ320782820TG","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blonde Old Lady","offer_id":55231327797589,"sku":"CJMZ320782808HS","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grandma","offer_id":55231327863125,"sku":"CJMZ320782802BY","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple Lips","offer_id":55231327895893,"sku":"CJMZ320782810JQ","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grinning Lady","offer_id":55231327928661,"sku":"CJMZ320782817QJ","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Laughing Lady","offer_id":55231327961429,"sku":"CJMZ320782818RI","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lady Tongue Out","offer_id":55231327994197,"sku":"CJMZ320782816PK","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bald And Bearded","offer_id":55231328026965,"sku":"CJMZ320782813MN","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pouting Man","offer_id":55231328059733,"sku":"CJMZ320782809IR","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Smoking Man","offer_id":55231328092501,"sku":"CJMZ320782805EV","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Two Front Teeth","offer_id":55231328125269,"sku":"CJMZ320782811KP","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crooked Tongue","offer_id":55231328158037,"sku":"CJMZ320782806FU","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bearded Man In A Hat","offer_id":55231328190805,"sku":"CJMZ320782812LO","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Missing Teeth","offer_id":55231328223573,"sku":"CJMZ320782803CX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver Haired Lady","offer_id":55231328256341,"sku":"CJMZ320782807GT","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Beard","offer_id":55231328289109,"sku":"CJMZ320782801AZ","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Missing Tooth","offer_id":55231328321877,"sku":"CJMZ320782815OL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1070\/4840\/3285\/files\/c06a2d89-a237-47dd-8c83-8797e0f5f453.jpg?v=1791329530","url":"https:\/\/utilitymasters.shop\/de\/products\/old-man-ski-mask-full-face-winter-balaclava","provider":"Utility Masters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}